What is your /r/thathappened story that really did happen?

I saw worse months of October.

Oh, i also have the ability to spawn anxious servants and overhead helicopters whenever i'm a little bit too talkative.

The problem from the kind of point of view i have acquired is that i feel desperately alone. I more or less chose it and i was warned how it would feel, but still.

Example: you're curious about incredible stuff that could have happened, but i know for a fact you're not equipped to deal with real stuff that happened. So here i am, trapped, because on one hand perpetuating the lie-by-omission is berating you, but telling you anything is seeing you go mad. Every single fucking time.

One more for the road to answer your initial question, then i'll wipe this account: i neutralized entities that humans aren't equipped to fight. By parasitizing them. There are creatures that only the mind can fight, that no amount of manpower, weapons or wealth will push back. I was unlucky enough to have, in my childhood, lived through stuff that stained me for life, that left me with an inextinguishable rage. That curse is why i was recruited in my late teens, and why i can resist any bad guy. It's why, even if they sometimes manage to almost break me, there will always be that constant background of me that ensures i can come back at them, even after every other reserve is exhausted. This is why my body sometimes smells like death. If i was anyone else, i should be dead. Yet i roam this world. Waiting for a bigger enemy, one that is finally worthy. One that will perhaps liberate me.

And it's also why you shouldn't envy my situation. I envy yours. I've been envying it for "34" years. Be kind to others and enjoy the tiny simple things.

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