This is gonna be a long one of all the moments I remember in my time going to school. I had several different districts cause my dad was in the military (he's since passed). The only other important info is that I am currently 19, I have 3 older siblings and 2 younger siblings. A brother that is 25, a sister that is 21, a brother that is 20, a sister that is 16 and a brother that is 14 (current ages). I also find that this being just things related to school or my school(s) incidents isn't as interesting. I apologize if I throw some random shit in here. So in kindergarten, a kid asked a girl to be his girlfriend and she didn't like him, then he threw a rock at her and she took his glasses and snapped them in half and shoved the parts that hook on your ears up his nose. In 2nd grade, we had to start having security in the library because someone kept stealing the Bill Nye VHS tapes. I don't think they ever figured out who it was, but the tapes were eventually found just laying in the middle of the library with a note that said "Sorry" and had a drawing of a snowman. The same grade I remember they extended recess time because my teacher was pregnant so we got 45 minutes of recess instead of 30. About 2 months later they had a substitute take over the class and i just remember liking her considerably less. 3rd grade: I peed my pants during a choir concert when I had the main part and I sat down to finish one of the songs and then I just walked off and went to the bathroom. I started crying outside of the bathroom and my oldest brother walked me home. 4th grade: my oldest brother gets suspended for a week because he threatened to "beat the fuck" out of a teacher if they didn't let him go home after lunch because he wanted to go home and play Grand Theft Auto 4 on the day it came out. The same year an art teacher kills a student in junior high and is found to be part of a cult. A week after the cult thing happens I am offered to get a ride from an a teacher instead of walking home (I did not take the ride) and I tell my mom, she calls the school and we don't go to school for 2 weeks straight. After the 2 weeks we move from Miami to Covington, Kentucky. This is also the year that everyone in the family was going to school. 5th grade: I don't remember anything but one of my cousins is diagnosed with cancer. I remember being kind of scared because she was bald and I didn't understand why and what was happening. She was about my age and died a year later. In grade 5 you could choose one of your classes. I choose to be in choir out of the options of band, choir, craftsmanship which was like baby's first wood shop, and secondary reading (this was a short stories class). I remember my cousin sitting out of a lot of her band concerts and just kind of sitting in a chair next to the band director. We went to every concert she had. A kid made fun of her and I put gum in her hair and nobody realized it was me. My dad returns home from his tour and it wasn't like when he normally did. He didn't spend a lot of time with us but he spent time with my cousin a lot. I remember being really sad and this was kind of the start of me showing signs of depression. I got a Xbox 360 for Christmas this year with Left 4 Dead 2, Halo 3, Batman: Arkham Asylum, and Mass Effect 1. 6th grade: My oldest brother graduated this year. He leaves for college and I remember being full on depressed. I start failing classes (yes in 6th grade) and we move again. A week after we move away from Covington, our old neighbor is arrested for pedophilia. We move to Dallas. 7th grade: I get a staring role in my schools 7th grade play. I had a friend named Noel that was found smoking pot in the boys locker room. He was selling it to a teacher for his dad and one day decided to smoke some of it. Obviously the teacher and his dad got in trouble. Around the same time the play is supposed to occur the main theatre teacher gets arrested and fired for being involved in the weed incident. The play gets cancelled and my dad was supposed to surprise me the day before the play by showing up. He shows up but the play obviously doesn't happen. The same year my dad shows me how to shoot a gun. I remember asking him if he's killed anybody and he just says "Well, I'm in the military Madi, what do you expect." 8th grade nothing happens except I start going to counseling. I start out doing the stupid bullshit school counseling and I'm told I have ADD. My mom gets a job at the school as a nurse. 9th grade aka Freshman year: My dad passes away this year. He died from a sniper ambush in Afghanistan. The entire family gets back together around Christmas and we move to Portland, Oregon. My second semester is spent in Portland. Around this time I start getting really good at acting because I'm just distraught about my dad passing. I get secondary roles in the play from the beginning of the year and Portlands play. I also start playing around with my sexuality a little. I flirt with my older brothers girlfriend and she tells a couple people about my sexuality. A girl starts bullying me and like a scene out of a fucking 80s movie, every day after rehearsal for the play, the girl threatens to tell the entire school unless I meet her in the bathroom. I receive swirlies every day after rehearsal voluntarily and eventually I miss a rehearsal and she outs me as a lesbian. (I'm bisexual but this still fucking sucked because I only had looked at porn using the Xbox 360's Bing Search feature. I didn't really know I was gay yet.) Freshman year sucked fucking dick. 10th grade: I have my first kiss after being outed. I decide to join volleyball and do theatre. Her name was Sophia and she was experimenting. I pretended like I knew what I was doing. Same year I openly date our running back in school so people will leave me alone about being a lesbian, which pretty much stops all rumors. I'm hanging out with theatre nerds and big vinyl nerds. My mom gets a full time job a starts dating my step dad. We move to Seattle in the summer. 11th grade: 3 people are involved in a bank robbery. One of the people gets shot. I think this happened in either Tacoma or Seattle, but the guy who was shot was a janitor for our school. They start asking if anybody knows who the other 2 are. They catch them later and they were ransoms but everybody starts making memes of the janitor. Mom marries step dad. A girl also threatens to shoot up the school and goes to jail and is still there. We go into a security mode thingy and they refuse to let anyone leave. I lose my first job because of this. 12th grade: our senior prank is to put a toilet on the top of the school roof. A kid falls off the roof and breaks his leg. It's later found out it was our schools tight end. He is kicked off the team and we start losing almost every game. They later add him back on the team, and he tears his ACL in the very first play of the first game he's back in. I graduate and move to San Francisco. My family is still in Seattle and hasn't moved since! I decide to go to prom with a girl my senior year. We still talk and she is getting married in February on Valentine's Day. Anyway, there isn't anything super nuts or notable. Between the several schools I went to, those are my experiences. Sorry for the long ass post. If you guys have any questions feel free to ask.