What is Your Weirdest Public Bathroom Experience?

Both of these happened in HS a few years ago

So first off, bc its relevant to the first story, im a trans guy. I wasnt out in high school bc i live in SC and thats just a terrible idea all around lol. But i dressed how i want, had an emomullet, a flat chest and broad shoulders, so iooked 100% like a regular ol emogoth teenage boy.

Bc i wasnt out, and the school has you know normal gendered bathroom rules (boys in boys bathroom, girls in girls bathroom) i had to go to the girls bathroom. EVEN though i looked 100% like a guy and the only time anyone ever thought i was a girl is if i had class with them and they got to know me. People just couldnt "tell" lol. So i go to the bathroom one day, and theres two girls standing in there talking. When i walked in tey fucking froze like they saw a ghost. I checked the first two stalls, both ofwhich had pee on the seats so i kept going down the stalls til i found one that didnt have pee on the seat. Then both of them ran out and told a teacher on me, bc they thought a guy just walked into the wrong bathroom and was looking for a urinal, then couldnt find one and just went in a stall.

The teacher came in and demanded i come out of the stall. Absolutely did not believe me that i said i was a girl, i think i even offered to get my student id?

So she called the school cop on me.

I was friends w the school cop, but she didnt know this was me who was bwing reported to her. She just knew a teacher reported a boy in the girls restroom. So she was piiiissssed and hauled ass to get there. As soon as she got there though, and saw it was me she immediately switched into mama hen mode lol. She was asking me if i was ok and if anyone was mean to me, who those two girls were etc making sure i wasnt bullied or anything. Those girls and the teacher just kind of disappeared after the cop didnt start yelling at me lmao

The other time something weird happened was when i went to the bathroom across the gym one mornig before class started. The girls in there were completely fucking trashing it. Like i mean dumping the period waste trash cans on the floor, in the toilets, on the sinks, there was toilet paper EVERYWHERE, there was pee on the seats, NO toilets were flushed, and they told me not to flush the toilet. I turned around and left lol

I have no idea wtf was happening or why but it was gross like wtf? They were touching god knows whos dirty pads and tampons and putting them in the sinks and on the floors and in/on the toilets.

Thats some fuckin dedication to haing janitors i guess? Which i still dont understand bc the janitors are always cool and everyone likes them.

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