A few years ago I went to a Halloween party and drank wayyyyyy over my limit. I’m not a huge party goer so I really felt the affects of the alcohol.

Anyways, I get home, and I’m so drunk that I barely wipe my makeup off (I was a clown) and hop right into the bed. My costume was a bright orange dress, and multicoloured striped stockings.

I share a room with my older sister and she too was at a different party. When I fell asleep she wasn’t home.

When she got home she opened our bedroom light and saw me, obviously disheveled and covered in streaked makeup. Trying to help, she tried to wake me up so she could help me wash my makeup off properly and change into my actual pyjamas. But apparently (I don’t remember this happening because I guess I was so drunk) when she woke me up, I bit her hand and told her that I was really mad at her because I was so drunk. She leaves me be and continues to get ready for bed herself.

When she comes back into our room to get into bed she saw me standing at the foot of my bed, still fully clothed, squatting and peeing on my bedroom floor. When she started yelling at me that’s when I “woke up” and realized what I was doing, but since I was mid-pee I couldn’t stop. So I just sheepishly peed while looking at her dead in the eyes like “whoopsie, sorry”.

She was so mad at me she just threw me some towel and told me to clean it up myself, which I sort of did.

Right after the event happened we never talked about it but now that some years have passed we bring it up all the time to each other. It’s so embarrassing but I’m kind of glad it happened in front of her rather than strangers at a party