I was visiting Bangkok, my wife is from Thailand and was working that day. I was on semester break at that time and just exploring the neighborhood of my wifes house.
It was blazing hot at around 40 degrees celcius and very humid so i was wearing short pants, I turned one wrong corner and ended up in a straight up hood area with homeless people chilling on a construction side drinking and smoking (probably ya-ba, which is the thai word for crystal), they didn't care about the white boy walking around in their hood though.

Then I spotted my real enemy of that day, one angry looking white goose chilling around and with the homeless people, our eyes met and the goose went from being angry looking but calm to crazy and aggressive towards the white boy walking on its footpath. It ran towards me in straight up attack mode and started picking my legs and biting with it's evil-looking-tooth-filled-mouth. I didn't know what to do so I started trying to kick it away but kicks were not effective and just seemed to make it more aggressive.

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And then to my help came one of the homeless guys only wearing underpants with a metal rod beating the shit out of the goose. The goose went into defense mode, the guy didn't stop beating it though and when it seemed defeated he just turned its neck. He handed it to a woman and she immediately started removing its feathers. The guy smiled at me and pointed to a fire pit.

The goose got what it deserved, I was in shock for the rest of the day. :D