Went on a snowboarding road trip and got food poisoning. Started committing non stop on the way up to the resort. When we got there, I just laid in the snow for 6 hours trying to cool down. Nice snowboarders came by and gave me water and made sure that I was okay. I told them e snow actually was comfortable given how hot I was. On the way back, I vomited in my pants and took them off and leaned against a truck when I almost collapsed and some big ass angry redneck came out tripping and making threats. I puked at his feet and he backed away. I passed out for the rest of the ride home.

A friend went down the wrong slope and got lost in the snow. He was found a few hours later by someone just happening by on a snowmobile. My friend swears the guy was Jesus. Neat considering he’s an atheist.