What's been your biggest "Fuck this shit, I'm outta here" moment?

Not sure what I would tell my wife. "this chick I see at the bars always thinks I'm cheating!" ... seems like that would only make my wife start wondering. I don't like the idea of making her feel insecure. She trusts my friends, and I don't want to ruin that because of some crazy bitch thinking she knows me.

And if she called my wife she would surely tell her everything she thinks she knows. Which would be basically every women downtown... She's utterly convinced of it. Any time I try to tell her she's wrong she starts with shit like "you're such a fucking liar!" "I'm smarter than you!" "you think I'm stupid!" "I'm not an idiot!" ... yeah ... you are. Go away. ...

Initially I didn't really give a shit. Was mildly amusing, even. But it's been like a year now, and I'm to point that I've started to worry people around me will think she's onto something. Perception trumps reality and whatnot. All it takes is one person thinking there's merit to something she says for shit to get around.

I just keep hoping she'll get bored of it, or meet some guy, or something. Eventually it has to blow over, right? In the meantime I've just been mostly staying home. Which is probably a good thing.

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