How many blokes have gotten on the G copped a cheeky surprise squirt while having a fresh dig at a new tunnel? It's happened to me three times now, and fuck me I tell ya what! The second time is one for the history books. It was a normal blokey day in the bloke office looking for a beef blanket for me frankfurt. It was business as usual, dropping lines left right and centre waiting for the first bite. A couple swam by, a few nibbled, then BAM! Fucken hooked one! Cheerin! I reeled her straight into the bloke office.

So anyway I basically had this bitch on her back with her arms and legs twisted like a fucken pretzel and I was on top enforcing the pump like a boss bloke in his bloke office. Fuck she was a lively one, like a fish outta water. The cunt was squirming and wriggling fucking pulling up the bed sheets, then she got this grimace on her face like she was trying to deadlift 200 fucken kaygee's and let out a grunt similar to a koalas mating call. Her vagina clenched so hard that it pushed me dick out on the back stroke, then FUCKEN PPPPSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH