In year 3 I said that I was born in england when I was actually born in australia. My friends and school believed me to this day and I'm afraid I will get bashed to death if I tell my friends. But one day in year 5. I said that I was born in the snow and I was transferred to my mums womb from a yeti. And pretty surprisingly, everyone belived me. Then my friends came over once and they were trying to play smart and they said "what sort of tube did they use in england to move your child?" To my mum. She was baffled and said pbc sarcastically and they believed it. Anyway last week I got called to the principals office and he said "I hear you are responsible for some innapropiate uses?" I went to ask my friends what that was about and someone replied. Some girls were acting like they were pregnant when a teacher went to england and came back pregnant. So the primary school kids caught on to my yeti thing. And were stuffing pipes up there geniteilia and into their teddy bears on the other end. This is how fucked up my life is.