What's the biggest bachelor/bachelorette party or wedding night fuck up you have seen?

My SO had her birthday party at a "strip" club in Los Angeles.

It's great we are all having fun and the "hot" dancer goes on stage and she is a shit dancer. So I turn my back on her because she sucks. This is a small place called Jumbo's clown room.

Anyways there is only four dancers and they are rotating. And ever time she came on stage I turned around to talk to my friends. They can talk to me and still look at her. She taps me on the shoulder like hey watch me. I'm good and keep up the conversations.

As we are leaving she tells the bouncer to kick me out. "He was disrespectful to me", she says. Whatever we are out the door anyways what could the bouncer do to me. She starts yelling at me, whatever we are in the parking lot about to leave.

Jumbo's clown room is great and if you are visiting los Angeles, go check it out. Whenever people visit from out of town we take them there.

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