What's the biggest shit you've ever taken? What was the situation surrounding said shit that caused it's massiveness?

You know that feeling you get when you need to take a shit the day after eating some hot wings? It's like a pressure on your spine at the small of your back. Like there's a bunch of shit in there but really it's just the heat messing with you, it isn't real.

I can shit when I go on a weekend camping trip now, and pretty much always could as an adult but when I was a kid it would just "turn off". Weekend boyscout camping trip, maybe a church thing. It just never occurred to me I went 3-4 days without taking a shit, so I'd take a pretty big shit when I got home but nothing too write home about since I was already there.

Week long scout camping trip when I was maybe 13. You eat a fuckton of food on these trips because you're just running around all day, playing sports, hiking, building shit. About day 5 into it I have not shit yet and the thought did not cross my mind because apparently as I've said before my body turned off the shit function while camping.

Long day on the trails comes to the end and there are a few things on the menu but I dig into some sort of "unstuffed cabbage roll". Basically cabbage with a meat sauce served over rice. That cabbage hit the fucking go button on my digestive track. I could feel a disk slip from the amount of shit just pushing and pushing against every part of my lower abdomen.

I shit for about 14 minutes straight. Just non-stop shit for at least 14 fucking minutes (the cabbage doing most of the work). My legs were asleep when I finally stood up but I felt lighter. I shined my flashlight in the hole of the old wooden outhouse and saw a pile of fresh shit so big I named it Barry.

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