What's the closest you've ever been to a real life porn scenario?

I was freshman in college visiting my now ex long distance girlfriend. It was our first night together after weeks of being apart and we were under the impression her room mate would be gone for the night. We have a few drinks in her dorm and begin making up for lost time when her room mate comes in clearly drunk and sees the two of us naked lying on the bed. After what felt like an eternity of silent staring between the three of us, the room mate walks closer and tries to sit on the bed with us. Just before she sits my gf screams, tells her to leave, and to stop looking. Thinking back I’m not sure if my 18 y.o. self would’ve been able to handle THAT situation..

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