What's the craziest black out drunk experience you've ever been told you've done?

First party with alcohol in high school where girls were going to attend. I got so excited I downed 4 solo cups of screwdrivers that were half vodka, half orange juice. This was at 7pm.

My last memory was at 8pm when the first group of girls showed up. People told me I did the usual drunk asshole routine of falling all over the place and throwing my arm around people. Then I'm told that the only words I knew were 'hey I'm u/sh1dLOng'. Apparently I lost my shirt at some point (keep in mind I'm this drunk as soon as people arrived).

So am hour or so passes and the house is pretty full. Everyone is having a good time and they all notice that I started walking upstairs to the bathroom. Apparently I locked myself in there and they heard bubbling noises from the door. They all assumed I was puking. Apparently I wasnt.

A few minutes pass and I apparently sling the door open with my face and beard drenched with water and no shirt on. Turns out I had been water boarding myself in the toilet, blowing bubbles into the water like a madman.

A few more minutes pass, I fall down the stairs and hit my head on a doorknob and am pretty much down for the count so they put me in a bed to sleep it all off.

I woke up at 3am with no memory and hardly any vision and I'm puking into a trashcan. Everything was a blur. As soon as I'm done puking (still very drunk) I return to everyone as the party is dying down and profusely apologize to everyone.

See if you knew me at the time, I was VERY involved with my church and pretty much nobody knew I liked to get drunk and robotrip on occasion. When I say I was very involved. I was never one of those judgemental people who looked down on everyone who did anything considered sinful. I just liked to party and I also was big into my church.

I know this was nothing crazy, but it's just one of the weirdest things I've ever been told I did while blackout. Now weed is another story. Holy shit I have said and done some ridiculous shit while high off my ass.

But who hasnt

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