3. What's the craziest black out drunk experience you've ever been told you've done...

What's the craziest black out drunk experience you've ever been told you've done?

After working with pretty much the girl of my dreams for two years, and it being one of those "never going to happen" situations, I locked that shit down.

We had been dating for about a month and everything was fantastic, I was waiting for her to get off work one night so I went to my usual bar to kill some time because I had been sitting inside all day.

It's about 10pm and she's finishing up at work, said one of her co-workers from her second job was coming by for a drink since it was her birthday. It being my place of employment that she was just getting off-shift at and coming off of 6 bar tending shifts straight I decide to go to a different bar to grab one more drink while I wait for her.

At the first bar I maybe had 5 pours of straight bourbon over the course of 2ish hours, so I was feeling pretty good. I get to bar number two to kill time while I wait for her and that's when it goes downhill. I go in to this cocktail bar and they have a drink called "The Devil Himself" the description reads "extremely bitter and extremely strong, no send backs, no refunds." They also can't tell you the ingredients.

My curiosity gets to me and I order one, drink shows up and it's a bright green martini, I take a little sip; mainly absinthe. I take a few more sips, snap a little picture of the cocktail, then it's 9AM and I'm on my girlfriends couch, naked.

I guess I stumbled out of the bar after falling off of it and fell into a ditch on the side of the road In a downtown area. Girlfriend can't reach me until some women somehow answers my phone and let's her know where I am. Herself and her roommate show up and have to literally walk me with one of them on each side to get to the car, all while I'm puking and mumbling incoherently.

We get to the car and I throw up all over her roommates car, along the outside of it etc. We get back to their place and while my girlfriend is trying to baby me I puke all over her. I wake up on the couch in a puddle of piss bare naked not knowing anything that happened, she broke up with me immediately, that's the last time we've talked lol.

TL;DR landed the girl of my dreams only to black out and puke all over her and pee all over her couch. She dumped my ass.

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