What's the craziest thing an ex of yours did?

Won Suite tickets to a Van Halen in Staples Center (Los Angeles) concert at work a few years back. My now ex and I are huge fans and never got to see them because they last toured before we were even teenagers. Needless to say we were super excited when we heard they were touring again with the original line up. The tickets sold out quick and we weren't going to be able to go. Then a few days later my boss says he's gonna raffle 2 suite tickets off and only like 2 other people entered the drawing which blew my mind since the raffle was free. Anyway, i won and i told her and she was ecstatic. We did our regular concert routine and got buzzed in her car and proceeded to get drunk inside only this time the booze was complimentary (mostly). She made a drunk ass out of herself and went to the bathroom to cry when i got tired of her shit and told her to leave me alone so i can watch the concert in peace. i was nice about it too. mid way through the concert i go to check on her and she's being "taken care of" by these 2 older ladies. i say fuck it and go back to my suite. Eddie plays Eruption and i couldn't be more excited. Concert ends and i can't find her. I call her like 50 times and text her like 100 times but, no answer. i wait outside staples center till like an hour and 45 min after the concert. Later she comes stumbling by with these 2 older ladies who then proceeded lecture me and tell me i need to treat her better. i guess she was talking shit about me to them the entire time. i get fed up and tell them to fuck off but in a ruder fashion. they get shocked and leave. then my gf gets mad again for talking shit to her "Friends". she had the keys to MY car and then she told a security guard that i was stalking and harassing her. he tells her to walk away and he grabs me as she walks away. tells me to leave her alone and let her leave. i explained everything to this guy but i guess he was just doing his job. she leaves me stranded in the middle of Los Angeles. I live like 25 miles from there and i'm forced to take a cab (this was before i'd heard of Uber) all the way home. $120 he charged me. if you add all the money i spent that day, it was BY FAR the most expensive concert i'd ever been to. With all the money i spent that night, i could've sat front row with backstage passes by my self. She was very apologetic in the morning. this took a while to process. at the moment, i was just happy she made it home safely. then i started thinking about it and it was then when i realized what a bitch she really was. but i guess i didnt learn my lesson because she did the same thing at a Slayer concert at the Forum in Inglewood but this time it was her car and the tickets weren't free. Inglewood is not a very safe place during the day let alone at night. Thankfully, a buddy of mine lived nearby and i slept at his place. we got hammered and played COD. we invited some friends over and had a mini afterparty kinda thing. Great night. even hooked up with his wife's sister that night. that night wasn't as bad.

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