What's the creepiest thing a child has said to you?

I was out. Stood alone in an empty corner and looked at my phone. Some little girl came to me She was alone and proceeded to remove her skirt and underwear while i didnt even notice her standing near me. After i saw what the fuck just happened she threatened me to play the rape victim and scream loudly if i dont give her money right now. She said who would people believe more? A little girl crying for help or a panicked adult? I was so fucking shocked she was like 10-12. No signs of parents around or anything. Well all i can say is that her „plan“ worked out at the end and i gave her the money instead of having my life ruined as a pedophile.

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