What's the dumbest story that you want to share?

Been up on lsd for about 3 days with no sleep or food having a great time, just kept having more tabs and drinking goon and bonging on, went out to a bar on the 3rd night, it occurred to me how hilarious it all was so I was sitting in the corner laughing to myself, the bouncer had a look at me and decided I should not be welcomed in the establishment, mind you I think I was looking pretty good considering, he told me it was time to leave and I disagreed and argued, something something my human rights, got dragged down the stairs and thrown out of there, fell asleep in the gutter, woke up and got a cab home, motor skills were all fucked so I accidentally ripped my bedroom door off its hinges and then fell asleep. Good times back when everything was euphoric and golden.

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