What's really terrifying is when you're mistakenly under the impression a girl is younger than she is. At work one day a coworker told me she was licking her daughters up from campus. She comes back and they're hanging out in the employee lounge. Two girls. One look really young but the obviously older one looked pretty cute, I thought. I'm fairly tall and she came up to my should. The coworker introduced me to them. They seemed like they were at least 20.

Nope. By picking them up from campus she meant the area around campus. One was in the eighth grade the other was a sophomore. I felt like I needed to be lobotomized. It's when I realized after about 12 years old I have an age detection ability with a 5-6 year failure range.

This really concerned me. But I had to hangout with teenage girls recently at a family party. Some cousins had their friends over and I wanted to be lobotomized for other reasons. They're really annoying and whiny. It made me wonder, am I really attracted to them or am I imagining myself being in a scenario where I'm the younger me back in high school?

Anyway. I try not to think about it much.