What's a harmless thing that terrified you as a child?

A few years back I worked at a restaurant frequented by Carrot Top. He would come in every once in awhile and was super kind to staff and other customers. He’s genuinely a very cool guy. Unfortunately, this restaurant was way too small with very little walking space. One day, Carrot Top was sitting at the bar and I was attempting to walk behind him to the other side of the restaurant but someone pulled out their chair in front of me and I got stuck standing directly behind him. I was standing there awkwardly trying not to breathe on him or alert him to my presence. I looked over his shoulder momentarily to see something at the bar and noticed him pull up a photo on his phone. It was a photo of him in very tiny swim shorts with the front of them seductively pulled down to show most but not all of his weenie. So anyway, that’s the story of how I saw approximately 70% of a comedians weenie without him knowing and couldn’t react at all because he was 6 inches away from me.

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