In middle school, I tried to learn how to be cool so I could hang out with the cool kids. On that fateful day, I was trying to spit far like the other kids could. So on my way to the bathroom during Spanish class, I decided to spit a fat one on the pavement. Just as I was mid-spit, a female teacher came out of the women’s restroom that was directly on my left about 6 feet away. She goes, “that’s disgusting!!” I’ve never been more red in my life. But as I glanced up, I saw that they had flowers on top of the women’s stalls XD. She handed me a paper towel to wipe it up and kept the door to the women’s restroom for me to toss it . . . It was so clean in there.