What's the most fucked up thing someone has told you about themselves after barely getting to know them? [NSFW]

I was working at a McDonald's last year and the girl who was supposed to train me was working there with her boyfriend(they were both about 20).In the first 10-15 minutes of training she told me about the first time she had sex and how awkward is was, while her boyfriend was laughing next to us.Then out of fucking nowhere she told about her brother's first time.I honestly didn't know how to react so I just laughed it off.And completely off topic but later that day when I went in the back to get some pickles a lady came at the employees enterce with a child and asked me if he could piss in the trash cans because the bathroom was too far.I worked there for another two months without any particularly wierd incidentds but what a first day huh

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