What's the most fucked up shit you've walked into?

I was at a music festival years ago. A friend and I took some phycadelics and walked around all night. Plenty of crazy stuff but the craziest moment happened at around 5am after most everyone was asleep. Coming down from my trip as the sun was rising I saw a lone guy siting in the middle of some tents drinking. I Sauntered up to him to talked about our nights. His friend showed up and joined us. All of a sudden from one of the surrounding tents we hear a rustle and some commotion. Then through the mesh screen of the tent I see a dude standing holding his dick. The dude starts pissing everywhere through the mesh of the tent.

The sun is rising and all that piss hitting the mesh is turning it into a mist. You know how when you turn the hose on and you see the rainbow from the mist? So the sun hit this guys drunken shlong just right and it looks like he has a rainbow shooting out of his pecker. The. One of his tent mates screams, and I’ll never forget it. “What... what?! Dude what?! No! Whaat are you doooing!” Pissing Dude, “it’s fine... don’t worry it’s fine...”

So at that point the drugs kick in 1000%. I stand up scream that I can’t handle this and literally run away.

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