First day of work, a couple hours in we had our daily standup meeting. At the end my new boss asks me to hang back because one of the other guys has something he wants to tell me...

He tells me he's a pedo and on parole for his crime, and that his computer isn't allowed internet, he's not allowed to be around children, etc...

Another time we were all in the conference room and he was talking about some code he had written, he wanted to show it on the projector. "Go to github" he says, then "search for my name". The guy running the projector did a google search instead of github, and a screen full of "convicted sex offender" results came up. "I meant search on GitHub."

I could go on about this dude, but ugh.