What's the most fucked up thing you have seen at a party?

I'm late but here goes.

My sophomore year of college, I lived with six females. We often had parties. These parties often involved the girls inviting various douchefucks to the party, who would invariably engage in fighting, shouting, breaking shit, and generally being subpar humans. After the first couple times of this, I started kicking people out at every party we had, at my discretion. The girls did not like this, as some of them were their "friends", who I had unknowingly offended by removing them from my living space. Now, when one girl in the house would get upset, all of them would band together in feminine solidarity, and make my life hell. So I told them I would never kick anyone out of the house at a party again, if that's what they wanted. They were pleased with this.

Cut to our house, about a month later. Another party. It starts off fairly normal. Lots of people drinking, beer games, loud music, what have you. Eventually the party dies down somewhat, and at this point I start to notice the strange population of the party. It's a very young crowd. As in, there's probably a few people from the high school nearby. I thought this strange, but considering my recent relinquishing of ejection powers, I decided to ignore it and passed out in my room.

I wake up to the sound of a scream. I roll out of bed hungover, and walk downstairs to see what's going on, where I find all six of my female roommates huddled by (fake name) Annie's room, all of them looking on in horror. I ask what the matter is, thinking something horrific had happened. Annie points to her bed. I walk over, and pull the covers away to reveal a massive lake of fire in the dead center of the bed.

Turns out Annie had jumped into bed late that night after going over to a friend's with benefits, to find another person in there with her. Assuming it was just Katie, another girl from the house, she slept in with her. This is fine until morning when Annie puts her hand on a wet spot in the bed. She thinks that maybe Katie had pissed herself (something that she was known to do) in her bed, and immediately wakes her up to find that the girl that she was in bed with was not her, but some random girl. She shouts for her to get the fuck out of her room immediately, which she does. Then she pulls the covers away, and that's where she sees the present the intruder had left: a massive puddle of blood from the mystery girl's vagina.

Here's the fun part: there was a pair of unknown shoes in Annie's room, and the girl was nowhere to be found. There was two feet of fresh snow outside with more coming down, so ostensibly the girl had left the house in bare feet in the biggest snowstorm of the year. All in all a pretty absurd night.

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