What's the most illegal thing you have done, but were never caught?

Ran a bicycle "chop-shop" with my friends out of my back-yard in my youth. We probably wound up stealing like, $1,500-$2,500 worth of bikes. We did such a good job of hiding the fact that these bikes were stolen goods that once, one of my stolen bikes was confiscated by the police (I let my friend borrow it and he got caught with it during a B&E attempt) and they later called my mom to come pick up my stolen bike. I went with her, and mentioned this to her and that I found it hilarious after getting out of earshot of the police station.

She just looked at me, gave a long-suffering sigh and said, "Seriously, Jason? I'm gonna kick your ass."

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