What's the most illegal thing you've ever done without getting caught?

Number 1: When I was like... 8? 9? A kid I went to school with came over. Him dad was good friends with the mother down the street. Me, him, and the mother's oldest daughter were all friends. Well, him and I went out into the cattle pasture, and crossed into the woods two different pieces of property.

We found two deer feeders. On two different properties.

Both were thoroughly disassembled. And the pieces scattered about. Some in ponds. Some in deep ditches.

Many years later I still feel super shitty about it. I don't know if the ever checked on them or anything, because we were the only houses for miles and nothing was ever done.

Number 2: Some friends and I would get absolutely wasted, and go play street hockey in the bank parking lot next to my friend's shop. So minors in possession of alcohol. Public intoxication. Minors in possession of weed. Breaking curfew. We even had cops who'd come watch us play.

Number 3: Breaking into an old abandoned hospital with a different set of friends. Right before we got in the window, a bunch of cops showed up to stop a fight that was going on on the side of it. We dived in the window, and explored for a few hours before leaving. Looks like the place had become the local druggie place. Needles and shit all over.

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