What's the most inappropriate gift you've ever received? nsfw

I don't know if its really a gift or not but its a long and weird story ,you decide. Okay way back in the day I was just starting college a this small community college with cheap tuition but with classes that would transfer to a local state university. Well I had a few classes with this girl who was super religious and we just clicked. She had this long term boyfriend who she had been dating for like 5 years. A few times we accidentally made out when we found ourselves alone. She would always feel guilty afterwards and wouldn't text me for a day or so after. Well eventually she enthusiastically invites me to a party her friend is throwing. I show up and she immediately runs up and hugs me and whispers in my ear "I broke up with him". I was both kind of excited and kinda hesitant at the same time, I definitely didn't want a relationship at that point in time. So we talked for a bit and then I went to get a drink and started trying to hit on some other girls. Well she got super jealous when she saw me kissing one of her friends that she stormed out of the party. A while later while I had a few drinks, she came back to the party with her ex-boyfriend. Later that night she pulled me aside and asked if we could talk in private, so we went into an empty room to talk. She pulled out this little box with a bow on it to give me. I had no idea what it was so I opened it and it was a condom. We started kissing and she told me she wanted me to be her first. We started slowly but it kind of hurt her and she bled a little bit, shortly after we started her ex-bf found us. He walked up beside us and he held her hand and cried while I continued. She was so tight the condom broke and I didn't know it. She took the morning after pill the next day just to be safe. They ended up getting married a year or so later while still in college.

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