We were driving NYC to Louisiana. We stopped off in some little shithole to get the all you can eat shrimp/crab.

I knew it had been brewing for quite a while. So I head to the bathroom. The stalls are like mock outhouses like a western theme. The inside was actually also outhouse-like. Eg: no flush, flys buzzing around, piss everywhere.

I packed around outside the 'stalls' for a few minutes wondering how much longer my parents could take and if I could hold out for another location... stomach said nope.

So I'm getting heat flashes and trying to at least make the seat dry and stained with piss rather than sitting in a puddle of fresh urine, plopped my ass down and dropped that bowling ball off.
God I felt so gross.