What's the most NSFW experience you witnessed right in front of your eyes?

Me and my gf went off of the trail in a metro park and went to sit on this little beach, I guess you could call it that. When we came back up through the brush there were two dudes going at it with one bent over the lookout railing. They quickly and awkwardly hid their parts and zipped up but they had a small ass dog with them and my girlfriend, who was behind me and oblivious to what I just witnessed, starts talking to the dog in a baby voice and trying to make conversation! The whole time I was giving her these crazy eyes and trying to convey the impossible to her without speaking lmao. Needless to say it was awkward as hell for all parties involved… except my gf of course.

/r/AskReddit Thread