So there I am being a manager with about a dozen office employees. After a review I was given an office, which was rare because we had a cube farm.

At the time I was dating a woman who worked in a different department. She put a meeting on my work calendar set for my office. I didn't have time to ask what was up, said yes and kept working on my project and team.

The appointed meeting time arrived and my GF enters and closes the office door. Then she undid her blouse and popped out her puppies.

My office only had one small window that looked outside into an overgrown bush.

"Congratulations on your new office, let's break it in."

She then went down on me while I sat in my fancy managers chair. When the big moment arrived she jerked my load all over her chest, smiled while she rubbed it in, buttoned up, and went back to her desk.

Unfortunately she was as crazy as a meth addict who hasn't slept in a week so we didn't last long.

When HR caught up with her I'd already quit for a better job. By then she was in a love pentangle with two upper managers and three peers. Let's just say jobs and marriages were lost.