My sister got a puppy recently and as we were on the way to pick it up a 9 hour drive i posted a picture of mountains saying something about going to pick up a puppy and being in awe of mountains (Im a simple guy from Florida i see mountains i take pictures and say look at them mountains).

She almost ripped my head off because i spoiled her surprise on FB and made me change what i said. She needed balloons that said "Its a boy" and a waterfall and i told her how stupid she was for tearing me a new asshole over fake internet points.

There's nothing private in our family dad needs open heart surgery gotta go on FB ASAP, Friend get engaged first on FB, does a nice deed for someone straight to FB. She does her makeup for hours to spend minutes in front of a mirror and post selfies on FB with Taylor Swift lyrics.

If i craved 1/100th of the attention she does i'd be the Hugh Heffner of the visually impaired.