What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen at a party? [NSFW]

A gal I knew in junior high had a week long party at her house & had her mom's credit card. Man to this day I try to imagine the shit fit she must of had when she seen that bill! So like 5th night in place is full of all kinds of horny drunk teens, myself included. I was craving some meat and I pounce on this gazelle, things are going good and we stumble into a room we thought was empty and land on this passed out chick on the bed. She was out cold. I then notice who she is, we grew up in the same hood and I get a flashback of a childhood memory of her ratting me out on multiple occasions where I was hiding while playing hide and seek! That bitch! So at this point I'm more concerned about revenge opposed to getting some tail. So I go to the fridge and get a half full bottle of ranch I go over to her and slowly drizzle that face with the special sauce, I'm giggling like a maniac and the gal doesent even flinch! So i go back to the fridge grab a full bottle of bullseye bbq & I explode my sauce allover her head. by now I'm in tears from laughter but this gal still hasn't moved an inch, I had actually forgotten why this even started and then I'm like oh ya i want this bed so I go back to the fridge and find a can of whipped cream! Score! I made that bitch into a sundae and had me some whipits. I laugh it off. Later deep in the night I go to the bathroom and see her standing there with head in shower looking lost I say "oh shit what happened?! She replies " can you please just hand me a towel?" I oblige and play dumb as to what happened and end up getting the bed I wanted in the end. Tl;dr wanted to bone down in a bed a drunk chick passed out on so i turned that bitch into a sundae

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