What's in my mp3 --- 小明推歌帖 - 54楼 Jay-Z 挖坑 by 小明 on 2005-10-02

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What's in my mp3 --- 小明推歌帖 - 54楼 Jay-Z 挖坑 by 小明 on 2005-10-02

作者: 小明 - 2005-10-03 20:41:49

D12Eminem领衔的超新组合《D12 World》主打歌曲My Band歌词超搞的一首歌,狂荐http://www.mytlsp.net/rap/D12_My_Band.mp3[Intro] I don't know dude... I think everybodys all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude... And I think everybodys got a fuckin problem with me dude... And they need to take it up with me after the show... Because... [Chorus] These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band... [Verse 1 - Eminem] So I get off stage right and drop the mic Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady" I'm the lead singer in D12 baby They're all like "Oh my god it's him" "Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem" "I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock" "Please, won't you please let me suck your cock" And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me Dude I just think you're tryin to steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be This rock star shit, it's the life for me And all the other guys just despise me because of these [Chorus] These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band... My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Bannnnnnnnnnnnd!(baaaaaby. (swifty - Give me this mic) [Verse 2 - Swifty] You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you Hey dad how come we don't rap on pro tools Smash these vocals and do a performance But we ain't in a van and he in a tour bus You don't want my autograph, you is a liar And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva) What the hell is wrong with our dressing room Cuz our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, see it's simple but All I did was read a Russell Simmons book So I'm more intact, tryin to get on the map Doin' jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back [Verse 3 - Kuniva and Konartis] Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue (No I had an interview not you two) You gonna be late for soundcheck Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best You know what man I'ma say somethin Hey yo Em (You got somethin to say?!) Man no I thought you bout to tell him off, man what's up Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew When I was bout to talk right after you I swear,(oh man whatever) I swear man! [Chorus] These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band... [Verse 4 - Proof] They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the musics starts (Hey yo its-!) Ready to snap on a dumbass fan Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band) We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent And these guys they can find every area code (Proof carry my bag) Bitch carry your own Can't make it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!) [Verse 5 - Bizarre] god dammit I'm sick of this group Time for me to go solo and make some loot I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack Lose Yourself video I was in the back Superman video I was in the back For the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions Like who's D12, how we get started (But what about Eminem?) Bitch are you retarded? Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy) 50 told me to do situps to get buff I did two and a half and couldn't get up Fuck D12, I'm outta this band I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne [Eminem mocking Boy Band] Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me and it just tears my ass apart to know that you dont know my nammmmmmme... Bizarre - Man fuck this) [Chorus - Bizarre] These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha) But they all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man...(Yeah) All because I'm the lead singer (laughs) My Band Bizarre (Our band/team) [Repeated 9x] [Outro] The hottest boy band in the world... D12! [Eminem] I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa Makes all the pretty girl's want to dance My salsa, woah woah look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa... My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa Makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants, my salsa Where'd everybody go? How Comehttp://www.edpl.net/pribbs/music/musicfile/d12%20-%20how%20come.mp3Leave Dat Boy Alonehttp://www.tingtk.com/user/down.asp?id=/music_tt9014/221/10.WmaD-12 Worldhttp://www.cdedu.gov.cn/dasai/zuopin/gaozhong/zgw/zgw-39/music/bg.mp350 Cent名门之徒《Get Rich Or Die Tryin’》 In Da Clubhttp://www.cvm.qc.ca/gestion/2002-2003/sitesPersonnels/Ducharme/Musique/50%20cent-In%20Da%20Club%20(clean).mp321 Questionshttp://202.97.192.54/bbs/music/blizzardic-quez.mp3P.I.M.P --- 这首Remix 版本的比较好听http://220.181.26.87/Songs/English/Male/50%20cent/Get%20Rich%20Or%20Die%20Tryin'/11.P.I.M.P..mp3《The Massacre》 Candy Shophttp://std.hku.edu.tw/~b911120577/07.Candy%20Shop.mp3Disco Infernohttp://www.leungsir.com/~sungmlo/123/50.mp3Hate It Or Love Ithttp://www.nethp1020.com/song/hate_it_or_love_it_remix.mp3

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