What's a non-sexual moment equivalent of an orgasm?

It’s the end of the work day and you need to poop, but you know you will be home soon and would rather poop in your own bathroom so you just hold it until you get home. While driving home, you feel this gurgle in your lower gut and suddenly you can’t trust a fart. The drive home becomes becomes the longest ever and you pull into your driveway, throw the car into park and leap out of the still running car and make a mad dash inside, throwing off shoes and clothes because you don’t know what is going to happen. You barely slip your pants down when the entire contents of your bowels exit in one blow. You have to take a few breaths in order to get your head straight and reach for the toilet paper; this isn’t time for a few folded squares, this is a whole hand mummy.

That feeling?

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