What's a non-sexual moment equivalent of an orgasm?

When you get mugged and get hit in the face, but you think it is just sore from being hit, but it turns out a week later that it was definitely a dislocated jaw. (A week later because you're too poor to chance an unnecessary uninsured doctor visit, yay, America)

The doctor gets an x-ray to be sure it isn't broken, then he shoves his finger into a little spot in front of your ear so hard that you try to open your mouth to scream in pain but it comes out as an orgasmic moan because opening your jaw to scream while his finger is there pops it back into place. You beg him to do it again.

He insists that it won't feel any good, and he is right. You leave, feeling a sense of loss about how it will never again be as incredible as the first time, just like Skyrim.

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