What's one thing you did as a kid that, looking back on it, makes you think "wtf"?

Alright.

Here's the story of grade six camp.

We were going to the capital for camp. In our cabin was my three closest friends, one guy who got kicked out his prior cabin and I. My friend and I were chatting before we hopped on the bus to go there, and I asked him something.

"Do you dare me to wank in the cabin tonight?"

"Yeah ok"

Come that night, we get to the cabin and there's a seperate bedroom with a double bed, then two bunk beds in the main room. We chuck the other guy in there, watch some TV, then go to bed.

Now, you see, this was a motel. We were basically unsupervised. So, I took up the dare. Some of us had iPods and torches and stuff so even when the lights were off we could see.

Eventually we were in our beds, the roof alight with the luminescence of torches reflecting off my 11 year old dick. I was just whackin' it out, all three watching, occasionally asking for updates to see if it had grown any past its erect length of slightly under 5 inches (hint: nope)

Eventually I finished, a little bit of precum oozing out my pre-pubescent urethra, when my friend apparently feels bad for me.

Which is how I ended up holding an iPod to his massive six inch dick as he played the pork flute on his massive ass dong. It turned out he could actually auto-fellate.

So he finished and then we went to sleep.

Next morning.

Eating fucking breakfast when one of those jerk-offs tells the guy next to him what had happened that previous night. By the time we walked out the breakfast hall, word has gotten back to me. We confront that friend.

"oh I only told one person."

The one person who has no idea of secrecy apparently (actually we already knew that, he's just an idiot)

There's more to the story (the next day), something similar happened, I'll extend if anyone wants

TL;DR effectively self gay child porn leads to becoming legend in two schools

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