What's the quickest you've "Noped" out of a job?

Decided it wasn't for me about partway through the interview but politely sat through the rest anyway.

Applied for a marketing position with a local company that does bagels, donuts, sandwiches and so forth. The manager that was going to interview me was the one that called me to set up the time so we chatted a bit, he asked why I had applied and I told him I was really tired of working sales and looking for something different. For some reason I still don't understand, probably just that he wasn't actually listening to my responses, he said great.

So I go to the interview, wait a bit and then get to sit down with this guy to go over my resume. After talking about me for awhile he asks if I had any questions, I figured a good one to start on was the old "Could you tell me a bit more about the responsibilities of the positions?"

Turns out what they really needed was someone to deliver and set up their catering orders. So why did they call it a marketing position? Because during my downtime they wanted me to go from business to business handing out menus to see if any other companies wanted to set up weekly catering deliveries.

So yea, I had zero interest in a delivery driver/door-to-door food sales job. Fuck that guy for wasting my time.

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