3. What's a really cheap item you can buy that can make you look incredibly rich?

What's a really cheap item you can buy that can make you look incredibly rich?

Fools names and fools faces often appear in public places. Old money is land-rich and cash poor, insecure about their image hence comfortable chiding the new money. A real billionaire is like "holy shit, I just earned this money, what should I name my helicopter?" but no billionaire ever truly earned it. You know how I can tell you're a millionaire? You abduct me in my sleep, show me the shop where your on-site technician maintains your Rolls and then tell me if I ever fuck with your Presidential campaign again that your chauffeur will run me over with your favorite Ghost ... but not before you introduce me to the captain of your $150mm yacht which you used to traffic fishscale cocaine from ports in Columbia.

A billionaire would just kick me in the balls and be done with it.

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