[NSFW] My friend was propositioned by my sex pet in exchange for picking her up a cheeseburger. He didn't even pay for it, he took her money across the street for her and brought it back, and she offered to fuck him in return. He enjoyed it so little he faked an asthma attack in the middle so he wouldn't have to spend more than a few minutes doing it. He said there was nothing more depressing than a girl who would fuck to get out of going across the street for a dollar burger.

This girl was a self-titled slut, sex slave, fuck toy, and that was her ambition at 18. Friend of a friend and within 5 minutes of meeting me, she asked, in front of several of our mutual friends, if she could join me in the shower. After having sex everyone could hear, she came back to my room with nothing on but a towel for her hair, and asked if she could stay with me and she'd be my plaything. In front of everyone. I let her stay and she delivered. For 3 or 4 weeks, she never put clothes on. She arched her back, fondled her boobs, and spoke only in sexual innuendo in front of my friends, even offering blow jobs like a good hostess offering a glass of water.

She should have been perfect, but my friend was right. Her actual ability in the sack was so bad that I could barely bring myself to have sex with her. The barely-but-awkward moving, the attempted sexy porno talk, and bad moaning, it took a girl who was a solid 8 and made her almost unfuckable. Cheeseburger though, totally her MO, but sadder because the genuine, enthusiastic offer of sex was the worse part of the bargain. This conversation with my friend was the moment I decided she had to go.