What's the sexiest moment you've seen by accident?

I do not know what would be considered "sexy". But I usually after work went to this well call it a high establishment bar where they served food. But anyway I see this elderly couple at the table behind me and smile as they hold hands and kiss. I just lost all hope in humanity as being a dispatcher lost a driver due to suicide. So I went there to drown my sorrows. I am about 3 sheet in and see these two behind me. I just think to myself it must be nice to have a soul mate. So I continue to drink myself into almost oblivion. I pay my tab and go to the restroom to take what felt like an enormous piss. I open the door and hear nothing but moaning (yea you can quit reading here because you can guess what is next). I look and see no one then the side of one stall falls of the hinges and to the floor and there are those two "elderly" couple going at it like ravaged teenagers. It falls off I am standing there and she still has her eyes closed he gives me a nod, like the one a buddy gives you, and I nod back. I step back outside and ask the passing waitress for another drink. I sip on my scotch for what seems like forever. And everyone who tries to enter I tell them it is out of order. After pissing myself a little I run into the ladies room and piss like a hurricane in a trailer park. Then come back out and begin to sip on my scotch. The woman comes out first and does not even notice me. He comes out and tells me thanks for letting him do that. Then asks me who he should have to pay for the broke stall, I told him no one I will take care of it. He says no its fine, I tell him to basically get out of here. So I go back in to the restroom to wash my hands and another person comes in there and runs back out blaming me for what happened. I told them I did it and was not going to pay for it. They call the cops. I take off like a bat out of hell and leave before they arrive. A month later I get my cc statement and nothing was charged to me at the bar. I go back and ask them and the guy who was waiting on me at the time told me this elderly guy paid for it. So I go back home and pick up the local paper and see both of them in the obituaries. They died almost at the same time in there sleep from a heart attack.

That is by far the sexiest/disturbing thing I have seen in my life.

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