This is one of those " Not me but my friend" stories. It still involves me though, and is easily the worst thing I've ever seen

In high school, our go hang out house was my buddy Ryans house. Well one day, my buddy Dale and I hook up and decide to go to Ryans. This was in the late 90's, pre cell phones, so just showing up at a friends place was normal.

Anywho, we go around back to his back door. But instead of the usual walk in, then walk in to his bedroom. We hear someone taking slap shots from the roof of his detached shed, so we go there instead.

I turn the corner and notice something launch off the side and into the open field that was behind his house. Well, it wasn't untill we climbed the ladder to the roof that we realize those were not hockey pucks he was launching.

Somewhere along his walk home, that mother fucker found a box of kittens. He was fucking slap shotting Kittens into the field off of his roof. Dale and I didn't even have to discuss it, we just walked over and beat the living shit out of him, then took the remaining 2 kittens in the box to the SPCA. I didn't have the heart to go looking for the ones he already hit off the roof.

He's still my friend, whenever we bring this up he himself is mortified he ever did that. So we don't often bring it up unless we're in defcon 4 ball busting mode. It truly was horrible. he wasn't even made we shit kicked him, we back to his place later that very night to blaze.

Anywho, that's my "shittiest thing I've seen" story. Shittiest thing I've ever done, was push over a port a potty my sister was in, over, door down. Not as interesting.