Once,when I was 16, my mom had to do some errands.At the time,my mom didn't trust me to not have a party while she was gone.She usually got one of her friends to watch me,but this time I had to stay alone.She told me if I had a party I'd be grounded for life and I'd get spanked.So I decided to follow her instructions and just play on my Xbox the whole day while she was gone.She was gone a pretty long damn time too.So I was wrecking noobs on Call of duty when I suddenly heard some movement towards the front door.I had to sacrifice my life in call of duty but I figured at the moment my real life was more important.So I grab a baseball bat from the garage and a kitchen knife for more safety.I put on an old Pittsburgh Steelers football helmet on and then I went to the front door.Grabbing the baseball bat,I opened up the front door,and it turned out to be a robber who wasn't very smart.First of all,he didn't know how to open a door,which was strange,and he forgot to load his gun so it was useless.I figured that counted as him being armed,so I swang at his head,and he was knocked out.I dumped him in my neighbors yard and then i saw there was a whole truck of robbers.So I grabbed a bottle of gasoline and lit the truck on fire,and it exploded.I was pretty sure some people died,and that's when I saw my mom was watching.I thought I'd get grounded,but she just got really proud of me for dealing with robbers and she gave me $600.I was a lucky bastard that day.