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Story: I'm a straight guy. I used to post on Craigslist -- both the casual encounters and the section for people looking for relationships. Casual Encounters NEVER worked, but occasionally I would get some hits from my Relationships posts. One night, I put up a post on the relationships page, saying that I was looking for a girl to come over, watch tv, and possibly make out if things went well (early version of Netflix and Chill, I guess). This girl emailed me -- she was in her early 20s, not bad looking but no supermodel. We emailed, then started texting. She couldn't come over that night, but we kept texting for a few days.

A couple nights later I must have been drunk, bored, and/or just wanting to know if we were going to bang or not. I hadn't texted her all day, so I just sent a text that said, "Feel like sucking some dick?" I had never said anything remotely so vulgar or forward to her before, so I knew she would either tell me to fuck off (100% chance, basically), or go gor it (0% chance). But either way I'd have my answer and wouldn't have to keep texting a stranger in hopes that something would happen.

To my surprise, she replied and said something like, "I would, but I don't have a car." Um, ok? But I do! I can come to you. "I live with my parents...they are in the tv room by the front door. No way to sneak you in" Hmmm...

Determined, we came up with a plan. I would drive over, ring the doorbell, and ask for her under the premise that I needed to borrow a book for class (she was a community college student). She would then take me back to her room to get said book, I would whip it out as soon as the bedroom door closed, she would "suck some cock," as I had so poetically put it in my original text, she would swallow so as to avoid any mess, and then she would walk me back out, right past the parents and through the front door. "But you'll have to be quick!" She said. Not a problem, my dear!

So I went over and it went down pretty much exactly like that. It's pretty crazy to whip out your fully raging hard-on and get blown by a complete stranger pretty much instantly, as you meet them.

We went on to have an arrangement where I would pick her up, we'd go to my place, she'd instantly blow me, and then I would take her back home. This lasted for about a month. At one point she asked me if I wanted to have sex with her, but I told her I was really enjoying having "my own personal cocksucker." It was a great month.

Not sure why she stopped coming 'round.