Head to toe:

Diagonal scar from left temple to left eyebrow was the sharp spinal column of a beef quarter slamming down on my face while splitting the animal.

Center forehead was a hook roller popping off a rail unexpectedly.

Upper nose scar was a fistfight in college. Right side nose and upper lip scar from eating shit in a basketball game.

Chin scar was falling out a first floor window when I was two.

Innumerable hand, forearm, and finger scars from knife work over the years. Except lower forearm to elbow, I split my arm open skateboarding when I was 12.

Right middle finger knuckle and right upper thumb between knuckle and nail were eaten by bandsaws in separate incidents.

Knee scar from falling out a second floor window when I was 22. Right foot and toe scar from getting squished by cinder blocks while wearing Converse.

But the real scars are all on the inside, lol.