Throwaway.
I am a 44 year old married professor, and I recently moved next door to a 25 year old boy that I had as a student when he was a freshman. He was always SUCH a know-it-all, and has always been so smug with me even as my neighbor. I don't HATE the kid, but he sure does come off as disrespectful and a little too smart for his own good.
One day I came home, and his friends decided to play a prank on him.
I heard "Guys...guys, PLEASE! No!"
The door then opened, and he was tossed outside right in front of me.
In the nude! Haha
In shock, I said "Oh shit!" out loud.
There was Martin, standing there, eyes wide, mouth open. His 5'7 bare body right in front of me, his 5'10, well-dressed professor.
Lily-white from the neckdown. Hairless and vulnerable everywhere but his arms and legs. Hands at his sides as he stood there in total shock. His "eats Doritos while watching Netflix" chubby belly exposed and his small package just flapping in the brisk early March breeze.
His friends yelled "Enjoy the fresh air, virgin boy!" as Martin blushed in embarrassment as I couldn't help but smirk.
Oh gosh, he's a VIRGIN?! I couldn't help but chuckle lol.
He turned and started furiously banging on the door. His lily-white butt-cheeks jiggling behind him for my viewing enjoyment.
"Guys, let me in NOW!"
So cute watching him trying to sound intimidating when he's as naked as the day he were born and blushing up a storm.
"GUYS! Please? PLEASE?"
The friends laugh harder.
Now I'm laughing out loud myself. I can't help it.
I said "Wow Martin, you're STILL a virgin? Aren't you 25 or 26? hahahaha."
His bare ass shaking in front of me, he said "N-n-no I'm not a virgin."
I immediately knew it was a ridiculous lie.
"Really? You expect me to believe that? Because you're turned around covering your balls like they are crown jewels. Get that cute, round bubble butt indoors soon, virgin boy!"
He said "Professor, you're supposed to be professional!!"
I said "And you're not supposed to be butt-naked in public! and I leaned back and gave him a playful hard SLAP across his bare, never touched, white virgin BUTT as I walked by.
10 chillly minutes later, his friends finally let him inside.
So my 25 year old former student is a buck naked virgin - I guess I should've known! lol