MY TIME HAS COME. disclaimer: happy ending.
In high school, i took a girl on a date who I hadn't known for very long. She was super cute, very laid back, great artist, overall awesome girl. We went to a little coffee shop and had a blast, really hit it off and it was going great. She grew up on a farm before moving to suburbia so when I was driving her home, i thought, why not take the long route back to her house and catch the sunset over some pretty farmland near us? Great idea, right?
Well we drove for a while, stopped to catch the sunset for a few minutes, she loved it. Got some kisses, feeling great. Unfortunately, when we got back in my car to so i could really bring her home, i realized i was completely lost. i pulled into a random driveway about 20 yards that had a big gravel area next to a fenced in soccer field, definitely a public spot i assumed for kid's soccer, etc.
While I'm typing her address into my GPS (damn you original Garmin) a huge dualie truck pulled up and blocked me in, and a guy rolled down the window and began screaming at me at the top of his lungs. I got out of the car and he demanded my license, threatened to shoot me for trespassing, and said he would lock me into the gravel area (didn't see a gate, if there was one) and deal with me when he got back from work.
Naturally, i panicked, hopped in my car, and managed to swerve around him on the grass. I drove as fast as i could back to the main road, skidded onto the street, and thought i could just zoom away. Unfortunately, my tiny car was unbelievably slow, and he managed to plow through part of a field, catch up, and smash into my car at about 45 mph. We spun out into a ditch, caving in my poor date's side of the car. I made sure she was okay, got out and flagged down a passing car, an older gentleman who saw what happened and called the cops. He waited with us while this crazy guy screamed at us from his car how he wanted the cops to come so he could sue me. the cops showed up a few minutes later, and a firefighter had to help me pull my date from the wreck as she was completely in shock.
Unfortunately I had no cell phone service out in the countryside, so I ended up returning my date to her house in the back of a cop car hours after her terrifying european millionaire father said she should be back. Luckily, he was pretty cool about it.
The really lucky part? He told me that since it was so late, that I should probably just sleep there instead of calling my parents to get a ride home. Ended up sleeping with his daughter and then dating her for over a year.
That poor car will never be the same, though.
**tl:dr crazy truck deliberately sends me spinning into a ditch, doesn't matter, had sex.