What's a time a woman made your brain completely short circuit?

This was about a year and a half ago now. I was still in college and working a IT help desk in the bottom of the library for the incoming students to get their computers setup, connected to the network, office 365 installation etc basic help desk stuff. This girl comes in right as the help desk is getting ready to close and she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life. She came into the help desk because her email wouldn't open. Anyway while I'm working on that she pulls out her phone and says hey I took my note 8 swimming and the notes app doesn't work anymore it won't save stuff sometimes. I'm thinking to myself that's weird why just the notes app. I ask her the standard how deep was the water how long did you stay in with the phone etc. She tells me to try saving something in the notes app so I start testing it nothing is wrong with this phone all the notes are saving I now realize looking back on it I'm an idiot and should have saved my number in the notes app. Anyway she was talking about how she hopes she doesn't need to replace the phone and this is where my brain starts going haywire. I literally start blabbering about the types of deals you can get on Samsung phones out of nowhere. Like what kind of conversation is that. For literally the next hour that's basically all I talk about. I never got her number and the story gets worse. So I tell one of my friends about it and how I wish I had been bright enough to add my number to her notes app and how I really wished I had another chance to bump into her. Then a few days later I pass her on the sidewalk and she smiles at me and waves and I just keep walking and then I realize who I just passed and my brain freezes for about 30s so finally I unfreeze turn around and she's gone disappeared into the crowd. I never saw her again on campus.

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