IT’S HOLIDAY SEASON AND RIVALRY WEEK. I THOUGHT I WOULD PROVIDE MY TRASH TALK IN THE FORM OF A CHRISTMAS CAROL… HERE IS THE RECORDING

URBAN THE REDNOSE TYRANT

♪YOU KNOW TRESSEL AND WOODY

OF BUCKNUT FOLKLORE

TATTOOS AND PUNCHES

THEN THEY WERE NO MORE

NOW NEW BLOOD HAS ENTERED

AND TAKEN THE REINS…♪

♫URBAN THE REDNOSE TYRANT ^TYRANT

USED TO COACH SOME SLIMY PROS ^{DOUBLE HOMICIDE}

AND IF YOU EVER ASKED HIM ^{ASKED HIM}

HE WOULD JUST BRING UP TEBOW ^{WHAT A DUD}

ALL OF COLLEGIATE FOOTBALL ^FOOTBALL

WOULD TALK ABOUT HIS LEGACY ^{SQUEAKY CLEAN}

BUT POOR SLIMY URBAN, ^URBAN

NEEDED BOOZE AND DRUGS TO SLEEP ^{OH MY HEART}

THEN ONE DAY THE OHIO STATE

CAME TO HIM AND SAID

“LOOK, URBAN WE THINK YOU'RE BRIGHT

WON'T YOU TEACH OUR KIDS WHAT'S RIGHT?”

THEN ALL OHIO LOVED HIM ^{LOVED HIM}

THINKING IT WAS TOO EASY ^YIPPEE

GOING UNDEFEATED AGAINST MICHIGAN

THEN HARBAUGH CAME TO BE! ^{O H N O}

ON ONE GLOOMY DECEMBER DAY

THE HARBAUGH TIME BEGAN

TEACHING WITH GREAT BO IN MIND

SUCCESS IS WHAT THIS TEAM WILL FIND

URBAN HAD HIS FORTUNES ^FORTUNES

THINKING HE'LL WIN THE EAST ^{GOOD LUCK!}

BUT NOW THAT WE HAVE JIM HARBAUGH

URBAN CAN ENJOY HIS....

URBAN CAN ENJOY HIS PAPA JOHNS FEAST!

BETTER INGREDIENTS BETTER PIZZA^LIAR

PAPA JOHNS FEAST!♫