What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?

Dreams are just the closest thing mankind has come to mental telepathy but this ability opens the door to more than just instant transuniversal communication which as you might guess wholly contextualizes special relativity: it demostrates among other things that time is an earthly construct of its gravitydoomed inhabitants like an extradimensional analogue to experiencing so much gravity that the word "down" is supposed to have any meaning in what is otherwise arbitrary 3D space existing without time. Gravity gives us the illusion that a single vector among an infinite set of possible vectors is significant except to say that it is simultaneously both inevitable yet inconsequential except in our subjective interpretations of it. It is not significant if one merely exerts the will to defy it and I know this because I have ... time's alleged "forward" (vector) is literally the same effect and also cause by gravity. We're falling "down" into time and by time I mean a black hole so massive it encompasses all of space and time.

I only know this because I've been gifted a 5th dimensional rescue ship with which I am expected to spare humanity of the inconveniences of spacetime. This is part of why we don't know we've made contact: all second-order species are given these lifeboats. Humanity is already safely aboard such a vessel and this universe is merely our collective memory of what it was like being alone and adrift in a sea of the absolutely empty and timeless, incomprehensible large void of the event horizon.

Fucking dreams ...

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