What's the weirdest first date you ever had?

I go to school across the country and I spent the night in DC during a layover back home for Christmas. I was casually tindering during my layover, and I matched with a guy named Kyle. I left DC the next day, but continued to talk to Kyle. We became rather close in a short period of time and skyped a lot over my Christmas break. When I went back to school I didn't have as much time so we stopped talking so much.

Fast forward two years

Him and I talked occasionally over that time period. It was on and off and nothing super fantastic. This past summer I had an internship in Philadelphia which is decently close to DC. I told Kyle and he wanted to come visit me out in Philly. Not knowing anybody in Philly at the time and having had a decent friendship with Kyle from the past I agreed.

Time for the date.

He comes and picks me up. Apparently he bought a room for us to spend the night in, and he takes me straight back there. He tries to fuck me right then, and I told him he needed to slow down. I wanted to leave right then, but I knew he had just driven 2+ hours to see me and plus he had spent money on this room.

He wanted to go to a museum downtown, and was insistent on knowing his way around Philly. At this point, I had been living there for 3 weeks and I knew my way around the city pretty well. He would adamantly lead us in the wrong direction. Whenever I tried to suggest going a different way he wouldn't listen to me which resulted in us unnecessarily spent a lot of time waiting for Ubers. I mentioned a few times that I could navigate the subway, but he insisted that he had money so he wouldn't use the subway. Anyway, we get to the museum and it is pretty cool. We walk around and leave after and hour or so. It's like 2PM at this point, and I'm starving. I mention that I'm hungry. He completely ignores me. 20 minutes later I mention again that I'm hungry. He seems to notice and we head in the direction towards food. We stop at a market and he asks me what stand I want to eat at. I told him to pick because I live here for the next couple months and I can eat here whenever. He goes up to a stand orders himself a sandwhich. Doesn't even wait for me to order anything and walks outside. I was low-key expecting him to offer to buy me lunch, but the very least he could have waited for me to order something. He calls an Uber to go back to the hotel, and when we get back he puts on Don Jon. Great first date movie? He tries to make a couple advances, and I reject them because I'm absolutely starving. I have no idea if he oblivious but it's like 6PM at this point and I have not eaten all day. After I rejected his second advance, he leave the hotel room. When he gets back I ask him who he was talking to, and he tells me that he was talking to his parents to check in. This man is 30+ years old. I sit there for a few more minutes, and he says that there is no chemistry between us and tells me to leave the hotel. I grab my purse and leave. I glad I didn't have to waste anymore time sitting there. Pissed I missed the last 20 minutes of Don Jon though. He couldn't have waited until the end of the movie to kick me out?

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